Somewhere near Grand Junction, Colorado, supposed would-be stand up comedian, Nathen Channing , was charged with Felony “Menacing” for allegedly pointing the insidious fruit at law enforcement Officers. Channing allegedly drawing and pointing a banana at officers “in the same manner someone would draw a standard handgun from a concealed holster,” according to an officer […]
Is That A Banana In Your Hand, Or Are You Trying to Kill Me?
NY Man Exonerated & Released From Prison After 29 Years
These stories just keep popping up all over the country – this time, it was in New York, where David Mcallum was finally released and the indictment against him was dismissed – 29 years after he had been imprisoned for killing a man and dumping his body in a park. Mcallum and another man, Willie […]
Woman Accused of Smuggling Drugs in Fake Buttocks!?
Police in Massachusetts allege that Jill Roy had more than a little junk in her trunk; it seems she is being accused of packing in heroin and painkillers into her prosthetic bubble butt. A police report reportedly claims drugs fell out of her pants during a traffic stop. During the booking process, officers observed that […]
Texas Sheriff’s Deputy Gets Sleezy with Sex Offenders
In Wise County Texas, Sheriff’s deputy Chad Hightower is facing charges of “improper photography” for tricking sex offenders into posing nude for pictures when they came to his office to register as sex offenders. Deputy Hightower informed one of the Complainants a new state law required all sex offenders to be photographed in the buff. […]
Teen Caught Tea-Bagging a Stuffed Crust
Some crimes take the yuck factor to another level. Such was the case in Austin, Texas where eighteen yeear old Papa Murphy’s employee Michael Symonds is alleged to have smeared his testicles all over a customer’s stuffed crust pizza. Now, not only was the pizza topped with pineapple and Canadian bacon, it had just a […]
Java Juggs Caught Serving Johns, Apparently…
Caffeine and salacious visual stimulation is not all customers at “Java Juggs,” and “Twin Peaks,” in Everett, Washington were served hot and ready, according to prosecutors. Carmela Panico, the owner of five drive thru coffee shops with bikini clad barristas plead guilty to prostitution and money laundering. As part of the deal she also agreed […]