Kenneth Desormes of New York expressed his contempt, or perhaps dismay, at his Breathalyzer test results by attempting to scarf them down. This creative plan cover-up plan didn’t pan out, however, and the police served him up a steaming hot dish of new charges. Desormes would have been only charged with misdemeanor DWI, but his […]
DWI Suspect Chows Down – Picks Up New Charges
NY Man Exonerated & Released From Prison After 29 Years
These stories just keep popping up all over the country – this time, it was in New York, where David Mcallum was finally released and the indictment against him was dismissed – 29 years after he had been imprisoned for killing a man and dumping his body in a park. Mcallum and another man, Willie […]
Execution scheduled for Man Who Subpoenaed Jesus While Representing Himself Wearing a Purple Cowboy Suit
Regardless of how you feel about the death penalty, are you OK with executing the mentally ill? I am sure some peoples knee jerk reaction when someone is convicted of an atrocious crime is to say they must be euthanized like an animal, no matter what their mental faculties are. Others, myself included, believe that […]
Woman Accused of Smuggling Drugs in Fake Buttocks!?
Police in Massachusetts allege that Jill Roy had more than a little junk in her trunk; it seems she is being accused of packing in heroin and painkillers into her prosthetic bubble butt. A police report reportedly claims drugs fell out of her pants during a traffic stop. During the booking process, officers observed that […]
Texas Sheriff’s Deputy Gets Sleezy with Sex Offenders
In Wise County Texas, Sheriff’s deputy Chad Hightower is facing charges of “improper photography” for tricking sex offenders into posing nude for pictures when they came to his office to register as sex offenders. Deputy Hightower informed one of the Complainants a new state law required all sex offenders to be photographed in the buff. […]
Teen Caught Tea-Bagging a Stuffed Crust
Some crimes take the yuck factor to another level. Such was the case in Austin, Texas where eighteen yeear old Papa Murphy’s employee Michael Symonds is alleged to have smeared his testicles all over a customer’s stuffed crust pizza. Now, not only was the pizza topped with pineapple and Canadian bacon, it had just a […]