In a story that seems like a case of real-life-grand-theft-auto, reports out of Fairbanks, Alaska claim 21-year old say Aleksandr Glushko of Delta Junction drove a stolen forklift more than 3 miles while intoxicated to retrieve a truck he crashed. Police say Glushko drove off a road in a pickup and crashed into pipe stacked […]
Alaska man Steals Forklift After Drunken Crash Into Construction Site
After Crash, Members of the Secret Service Facing DWI Accusations
It was probably no secret that something might be amiss when a secret service member crashed his car through a White House security barricade on March 4th after leaving a White House Party. The incident is being investigated by Homeland Security, and the two agents have been reassigned to nonsupervisory positions. Officials have of course […]
Floating Strip Club Faces Federal Charges for Dumping Sewage
Owners of the “Wild Alaskan,” a floating gentleman’s establishment on the Bering Sea, have been indicted in Federal Court with three counts of piping human waste from the bathroom’s of the floating bar and into the once-clean waters just off the Alaskan Harbor. Darren Byler and Kimberly Riedel Byler, are being charged for violation of […]
DWI? I Would Not Recommended the “Black-Ice” Defense
Police claim Brian Byers of New Jersey man allegedly poured water into the middle of an intersection in hopes of creating a black ice slick, allegedly to cover up a crash that occurred when he was intoxicated and took out a guardrail. But it gets better. Police also claim he recruited an accomplice in his […]
NY Man Arrested for Pointing I-Phone At Officers
New York’s finest (the NYPD) arrested 32-year-old Unique Johnson for allegedly pointing his iphone at them in such a manner that they contend made them believe it were a gun. Further, they believe he made sounds that imitated gunshots. This allegedly heinous crime occurred when two officers were at a stoplight, and a car being driven […]
Wanna Get Drunk? Hit-up the Spice Rack…Just Don’t Drive!
Sauced off the Sauce…According to police, NY woman Carolyn Keselis facing charges of driving while intoxicated after allegedly guzzling down two flasks full of vanilla!? It has been reported that she bought the vanilla extract at a local walmart and slurped down the flavorful culinary ingredient before jumping behind the wheel. From there the story […]